Smartphone

A woman found a magic lamp on the beach, rubbed it, and out popped a genie.⁣ ⁣ “Ask me anything and it’s yours!” The genie stated. ⁣ ⁣ She thought a moment and then answered, “I want my husband to pay more attention to me, to protect me, to take me out frequently, to sleep close to me, and to be more caring, even if I get a tiny scratch.”⁣ ⁣ The genie replied, “No problem.” And POOF! ⁣ ⁣ She was a smartphone!

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Health (Phrasal Verb)

Run Over : Hit by a vehicle⁣⁣ Two men cross the street carelessly and run over. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Come Down With : Become Sick⁣⁣ I think, I’m coming down with flu. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Fight Off : Free Yourself from an Illness⁣⁣ I’m trying to fight off a cold. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Pass Out : Faint / Lose Consciousness⁣⁣ People everywhere were passing out from the heat. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Pass Away : Die ⁣⁣ His mother passed away last year. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Get Over : Recover from Something⁣⁣ It’s taken me ages to get over the flu.

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Lazy Award

Lazy Award At an event famous for giving out awards in bizarre categories, the MC enthusiastically announces, “The next prize will go to the laziest person in the audience. If you think you qualify, raise your hand.” Everyone raises their hands except a middle-aged man who seems to show little interest. “Congratulations! You are the winner,” says the MC to the man. “Your prize is this $100 bill!” Still showing no emotion, the man replies, “Would you mind coming over here and putting it in my pocket?” The MC, ” 😆 perfect.. “ sahabatpare_lingua

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