One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?”
He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.”
She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?”
Jimmy replied, “The question was “Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?” Then, I say “me”.
She grumbled, “oh.. we should look for another school tomorrow”