Weight Brochure

A couple came to a doctor’s room to be examined. Then a few moments passed.. Doctor: _“Well – Mrs. Smith, it would seem that you’re pregnant.”_ Mrs. Smith: _“Sweet God, that’s wonderful, I’m pregnant?!”_ Mr. Smith: _”I’m so happy to hear that, doctor.”_ Doctor: _“I only said that it seems so. Here’s our weight loss brochure.”_ Mr. And Mrs. Smith: 🤦‍♂🤦‍♀ #^¶π€¥%√

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Eye problem or brain disorders

A patient once came to a doctor to examine his eye problem. Doctor: _”Hello, do you come to see me with an eye problem?”_ Patient: _”Wow !! Yes.. how can you tell?”_ Doctor: _”Because you come in through the window instead of the door”_ Patient: _”Oh what?!! Sorry… Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee, I get this intense stinging in my eye”_ Doctor: _”Hmm.. I suggest you to remove the spoon before drinking”_ Patient: _”Oh yea.. thanks”_ Doctor: _”is it eye problem or brain disorders?”_ while thinking doubtedly…

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