Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, “Hallo.. My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Please stay calm, Ok. I will help you. First of all, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and… He says “OK, now what?”T Theoperator, ” 😱 ????!!! “.
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Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight. Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don’t know the answer,I will pay you $500..” Einstein asks the first question: What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon..? Mr.Bean doesn’t say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5 Now, it’s Mr.Bean’s turn. He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..? Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives Mr.Bean… Read More
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A couple came to a doctor’s room to be examined. Then a few moments passed.. Doctor: _“Well – Mrs. Smith, it would seem that you’re pregnant.”_ Mrs. Smith: _“Sweet God, that’s wonderful, I’m pregnant?!”_ Mr. Smith: _”I’m so happy to hear that, doctor.”_ Doctor: _“I only said that it seems so. Here’s our weight loss brochure.”_ Mr. And Mrs. Smith: 🤦♂🤦♀ #^¶π€¥%√
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