Who is genius?
Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight. Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don’t know the answer,I will pay you $500..” Einstein asks the first question: What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon..? Mr.Bean doesn’t say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5 Now, it’s Mr.Bean’s turn. He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..? Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives Mr.Bean… Read More
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Weight Brochure
A couple came to a doctor’s room to be examined. Then a few moments passed.. Doctor: _“Well – Mrs. Smith, it would seem that you’re pregnant.”_ Mrs. Smith: _“Sweet God, that’s wonderful, I’m pregnant?!”_ Mr. Smith: _”I’m so happy to hear that, doctor.”_ Doctor: _“I only said that it seems so. Here’s our weight loss brochure.”_ Mr. And Mrs. Smith: 🤦♂🤦♀ #^¶π€¥%√
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