Smartphone

A woman found a magic lamp on the beach, rubbed it, and out popped a genie.⁣ ⁣ “Ask me anything and it’s yours!” The genie stated. ⁣ ⁣ She thought a moment and then answered, “I want my husband to pay more attention to me, to protect me, to take me out frequently, to sleep close to me, and to be more caring, even if I get a tiny scratch.”⁣ ⁣ The genie replied, “No problem.” And POOF! ⁣ ⁣ She was a smartphone!

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